Tag Archives: Tad Schmidt

Dee’s first date with the CRB’s golden boy, Officer Eli Colton, turns hot, heavy, and kinky after he ploys her with pot and seduces her with his pounding passion for piggies.

Dee’s hot date with the man of her dreams sends her wobbling like the Weebles in her son’s playset, teetering from fears of intimacy and rejection, thanks to her two-timing ex.

When Dee volunteers for the PPD’s Community Relations Bureau’s booth at the Arizona State Fair, she meets ‘Phil’, an amorous talking squad car, and the CRB’s golden boy, Eli Colton.