An anxious Lina readies for her first date with Officer “Tampon” Cazzo, while big sister Kerri bitterly reminisces about her own first date with her husband, Sgt. Wade Gross.
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Sep
Sep
Lina’s sleep-defying jitters over her upcoming date with Officer ‘Tampon’ Cazzo are all but forgotten when an unwanted, late-night suitor pays her a hair-raising visit.
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Aug
Aug
It’s moving day for Catalina Jones and she does it in her own brand of style: in a purple crochet bikini and a pair of hot-pink, disco roller skates. What could possibly go wrong?
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Aug
Aug
Chinese take-out, Superman’s dong, and mind-boggling news from Lina’s father, Sheriff Army Jones — just another family dinner at the sheriff’s Central Avenue high-rise condo.